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we're men, the extremely fit women wear skin tight spandex.. of course we look!

Sand wedge and " Kill yourself kits", and other funny things said about drag racing

Discussing current racers T.C. Lemmons said, "(you fill in the name) is a “sand wedge”.
Steve Davis asked why and Tommy replied, “In a golf bag, the sand wedge is the farthest thing from a driver!” 



"Driver of genuine 'Kill yourself Kits' .... Seeks employment."
Olin Davis on looking for a ride in the late 50's.



"Count to five and duck."
 Said to Don Ewald by Fred Smith after they replaced a broken rod/piston with a counter weight on the crank to make a final round.

found on http://moparbrasil.blogspot.com/2011/02/frases-famosas-e-seus-autores.html

humor for the afternoon

Still Hungry



found onhttp://rgruppe.blogspot.fr which is focused on World Rally and Dakar racing

did you hear about the Talladega pace car getting stolen by some nut, who then drove around the track chased by the cops?

stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard "Safety car" drivers





bottom video found on http://garage1975.blogspot.com.br/2014/01/safety-car-fails.html

You ever feel some people just need a hard slap against the back of their head to reset, so they can go on and live the rest of their days making smart decisions for a change?

Mecanicien Tumblr.com still posting cool stuff... and still NSFW but I like it that way. Nice to see not everyone is PG

poor GM owners, every one talks trash about them


from Facebook of course

one of the worst vehicles I've heard of, with a terrible review from Car and Driver (but I still like it)

Don’t let the badge mislead you. The Jeep Commander commands its brand only in name. It is among the youngest nameplates in the Jeep lineup, and its sales figures command little more than an exasperated groan.

Like the disaster that beset another beleaguered commander, General George Custer, at Little Big Horn, what happened to the Jeep’s sales is well chronicled: The price of gas bloated, killing demand for SUVs; and then the value of everything else imploded, killing demand for cars of all types.

(There is a V-6, but just because you have a rope and are near train tracks doesn’t mean you have to tie yourself to them and wait for the 10:15.)

Passing power in this Jeep is the stuff of dreams, as in, “keep dreaming.” With all the aerodynamic grace of a billboard in a tornado, the Commander needs the driver to leg in for a transmission kickdown just to overcome the drag of its upright windshield and grille at highway speeds.

http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/2009-jeep-commander-limited-road-test-review

notes left on cars

South Beach Tow, a reality tv show... the tow truck life can be dangerous... meets Kung Fool, and beats him in a fair fight



what do you think, careful acting and camera placement to disguise a couple of actors and no real hits?

It's entertaining regardless... and funny, but would there really be that many cameras there filming just a regular repo if they weren't staged to catch many angles of a scripted and choreographed fight?

I'm suspicious, but more entertained.
 

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